Parable of the wind and flowers

The wind talked with the flowers. The flowers told the wind they were overjoyed the ocean drowned all those ugly hateful ungrateful humans. Yes the wind said, I blew their asses off the face of the Earth. They refused to live in harmony and peace with us. Weren't you tired of them, said the wind to the flowers? Yes, I was tired of them using me to correct their mistakes. They liked to beat their wives then buy her roses. Then beat her again and buy her more roses.

If they stopped beating her ass, they wouldn't need to cut us up, wrap us up and take us to the their wives.

I'm so happy the humans are no more. Maybe the sea will recycle them into happy fish. But I doubt the fish want any part of ugly humans who thought they were smarter than the Creator of the Universe. The wind said now we can live in peace and harmony forever. The trees can breathe again. The sun can dance and shine. The moon can glow in the dark. The birds, bees, ants can sing their hearts out. The snow can melt and fill rivers and streams. Thank God those wicked humans and their ungrateful bastard children are no more and shall never be again!

Marvin X

12/30/19

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