Eight fundamental laws of Negrology

Eight fundamental laws of Negrology

1. Don't ask a nigga to do nothing you can do by yourself.
2 A half-white ( mentally and/or physically) nigga cannot be trusted.
He is likely to fuck up your shit if only by accident, more than likely on purpose due to jealousy and envy, whether conscious or subconscious.
3 If the nigga is not on time, do not wait for a slow ass slothful nigga, move on to the next agenda item.
4 A hard-headed stiff necked nigga will refuse to follow your order even when paid to do so. If he finally submits to do what you are paying him to do, and he sees the beauty of your idea, he will say, "Oh, that looks nice. That's nice!" To yourself you think, "You black motherfucka, why you take me down to hell to do what I am paying you to do, you low information vibration mentality motherfucka!"
5 Use tricknology or reverse psychology on a nigga at every turn.
You must trick the trick out of the trick!
6 Never allow a nigga to tell you what he believes. Belief ain't shit.
The sun is shining but you believe it is raining outside. Fuck your belief, what do you know? You believe up is down and down is up? You a sick mentally ill ass nigga. You got a dick but believe you got a pussy.
What are the facts. And you believe you bleed five days a month, right?

7 If you are God, do the work of God, if you are descended from King Tut, do the work of King Tut. Don't tell me you are the greatest yet ain't producing shit, creating shit, ain't thinking shit. Would God walk around heaven with his pants off his behind?
8 The nigga is in love with everyone except himself. He hates himself because he doesn't know himself. If he knew himself he would love himself. He loves the devil but knows nothing about the devil.
He thinks the devil is a little red man with a tail and pitchfork. The devil is the man in the mirror. You sleep with the devil, your partner who will turn States evidence on your ass quicker than you can say Jackie Robinson. And you thought that bitch (man/woman bitch, don't matter) loved you! Go to divorce court and/or probate court and you will find out how much that bitch loved you.
--MARVIN X
2/27/20