Beyonce, Jay-Z and the Mythology of Pussy and Dick

Jay-Z and Beyonce are reportedly on their way to divorce court

The Daily News is reporting that a big part of the problem is that Jay-Z is not satisfied with being with just one woman.  He’s accused of sleeping around a bit, as many rich celebrities tend to do.

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Whether a nigguh has two dollars or two billion, you can't tell him nothing. Don't even try. Sometimes a nigguh with two billion will rather be with a two dollar ho than his billion dollar woman. We all guilty, when it ain't the men, it's the women, no holy saints in this matter, hence the urgent need for a pussy and dick dialogue--for us, Vagina monologue will not suffice.--Marvin X

There’s the old saying that “All good things must come to an end.”  But the saying probably wasn’t supposed to apply to marriage.  The New York Daily News is reporting that the crown royale couple of America, Jay-Z and Beyonce, is going to be no more.  The two are allegedly putting together plans for an amicable split and now engaged in the process of figuring out the business and financial implications of a pending divorce.

According to an inside source, the two are being told to pretend to be a big happy family for the public, so as not to cause a media frenzy.   But they say that the two plan on releasing a joint statement in Septembr, telling the world that their marriage is no more.  Of course, this is all set to occur after their $100 million dollar “On the Run” tour has been run to its entirety.

“Let’s leave it at it’s only a matter of time (until they split.) It’s so obvious now it’s embarrassing,” a source tells Confidenti@l.

“Around the time the tour ends, they’ll make a choice on whether they want to separate or admit trouble.”

Another source says that Jay-Z is all but done with the marriage.

“He wants this tour to end and he wants the rumors to stop,” the second source said.

One of the insiders says that the marriage has been a farce all along, and that the couple has kept it up for image purposes.  This union has been profitable for both, with them raking in a collective net worth in the neighborhood of a billion dollars.

Sources tell the New York Daily News that Beyonce is even searching for her own place.

“This (trouble) has been brewing longer than anyone knows,”  one of the sources said.  “They’re performers. And they’re good performers. It’s a business now, and they are business partners. And they don’t even fight. They know what it is.”

The Daily News is reporting that a big part of the problem is that Jay-Z is not satisfied with being with just one woman.  He’s accused of sleeping around a bit, as many rich celebrities tend to do.   There are also reports that the two are tired of keeping up the charade for the public.  It’s just hard work.

“They are both being advised on how to look like they’re together. A negative report comes out, or a breakup report comes out, and they are advised to post a picture with Blue Ivy,” the source said.

You Don't Know Me

You don't know me
you had a chance to know me
before we made love
you had a chance to know my mind
understand my fears
learn about issues
help me heal some things
but you wanted to make love
so you don't know me
we made love
but you don't know me
don't have a clue
think I'm a good dick
or you some good tight pussy
but you don't know me
and never will now
because you wanted to make love
you wanted to get a nut
we didn't even talk much
a little bit leading up to sex
I went along
I was horny too
but you don't know me
and I don't know you
now we never will
we blew it forever
because we made love
too fast too quick too soon
now you think you own me
I can't breathe
can't talk on the phone to friends
because we made love
because I gave you some dick
you gave me some pussy
now I'm no longer human
I'm your love slave
you my slave
we're in love but you don't know me
we gonna get married
but you don't know me
we're gonna have children
but you don't know me
you're gonna beat my ass
but you don't know me
you're going to jail
but you don't know me
we're getting a divorce
but you don't know me
now we're friends "Just Friends" Charlie Parker tune
But you don't know me and never will.
--Marvin X

from the Mythology of Pussy and Dick ( A male/female dialogue) by Marvin X, Black Bird Press, Berkeley, 2014, approx. 400 pages, $25.00. Pre-order  $19.95, includes shipping.  Black Bird Press, 339 Lester Ave., Suite 10, Oakland CA 94606.

The Los Angeles Black Book Expo nominates Marvin X to receive the LABBX Spoken Worlds Pavilion Humanitarian Achievement Award of the Year, for unlimited service to the community of Poetry and Spoken Word, educating and enlightening seekers of Truth. For your poignant and insightful works benefiting humanity and for your tireless search for Truth, Justice and Clarity of Thought.

--Denise Lyles-Cook, Director, LABBX Spoken Worlds Pavilion, Hollywood CA